beautiful. dirty dirty. rich rich. dirty dirty.

these unfortunate tales of misery and woe
brightened the hell out of my day.
ENJOY !

"Today, I stood by the wall at a party
while everyone else danced and ignored me.
It was my birthday party.
FML."

"Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday
and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves.
I waited 5,
in the card it said
'it's not working out, but here's 20$'.
FML."

"Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about
the insurance claim that is going to be
coming through in the next couple weeks.
I spent the night in the hospital.
I'm allergic to lube.
FML."

ROTF.
fuck

your life !
end of story.

[all quotes courtesy of http://www.fmylife.com/]